There's a Fly in my Chicken Soup for the Waiter's Soul

I'm starting a site for the humorous, touching, weird or just plain snarky stories for those in the business of serving guests for a living. This is not limited to waiters only. Bartenders, bussers, cooks, managers, owners and any other service personnel are invited to email in stories and I will post them with your name and locale. As it not generally wise to post stories of salacious or bitchy nature of your current employment, I suggest you leave the name of the restaurant out. If the story is *cute* enough to pass muster with your boss, then, hell, I'll put TGIF's name in your signature. Otherwise, I can't be held responsible if your boss finds out and fires you.