Just Make Yourselves At Home

Sure, come in, kick off your shoes and put your feet up on the chair. We love that. Especially since others really want to sit where your dirty, stinking feet have been. And also, it's a health violation, but hey! Who are we to judge? So go ahead, do it and then act all pissy when we tell you you have to put your feet down and put your shoes back on. Act like we've asked you to take off your clothes in public, be perfectly outraged and disgusted and make some remark about it as you leave.

Yeah, we love that.