So a prostitute walks into the bar and...

One night, a young, skanky woman, clearly a prostitute, walked into the bar. Within virtual moments, she was in the lap of one businessman and chatting up three others. Obviously entertained by her, they were buying her drinks. She told a story that had just happened to her.

She had an appointment on the executive floor. When she got there, the man had an unusual request. He wanted her to shit on him. She couldn't accomodate, so she dressed and left. Which goes to show that even pros have standards.

Or as someone else commented, maybe she just didn't have to go.